Weldon Ryno Meyers

by: Leigh Daniels Patient, chilled, arms hotter than hot A boffin at comedy and a whiz at Photoshop His Nike sneakers he all but hates This wouldn’t be hard to notice if you’ve seen his Facebook updates They are controversial, funny, politically incorrect They’ll have you laughing out loud Or drop your jaw to the desk They’re not boring topics of coffee or tea He speaks of politics, women and HIV Just as famous are the blogs The stand-up comedy ventures too His fan base grows steadily Plus 1, plus 3, plus 2… His not flawless though This is true in the end Laced with imperfections And only pretends to comprehend He is helpful many times, hardly ever looks down Babysits often, then makes fun of those from Cape Town He argues a point With no intension to win He argues a point Only to get under your skin Funny, controversial, a good friend , who Calls himself an ass much more than seldom But nobody can compare to him -Ryno Meyers Weldon.