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Weldon Ryno Meyers

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by: Leigh Daniels Patient, chilled, arms hotter than hot A boffin at comedy and a whiz at Photoshop His Nike sneakers he all but hates This wouldn’t be hard to notice if you’ve seen his Facebook updates They are controversial, funny, politically incorrect They’ll have you laughing out loud Or drop your jaw to the desk They’re not boring topics of coffee or tea He speaks of politics, women and HIV Just as famous are the blogs The stand-up comedy ventures too His fan base grows steadily Plus 1, plus 3, plus 2… His not flawless though This is true in the end Laced with imperfections And only pretends to comprehend He is helpful many times, hardly ever looks down Babysits often, then makes fun of those from Cape Town He argues a point With no intension to win He argues a point Only to get under your skin Funny, controversial, a good friend , who Calls himself an ass much more than seldom But nobody can compare to him -Ryno Meyers Weldon.

I nearly died

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My family went on vacation and left me at home alone for a couple of days – almost a week actually. During this time of trial I have discovered a crrutial fact about myself, I dont know the first thing about cooking. I think I might have made the worst maltabela in the world this past Wednesday morning. I wouldn't have felt so bad if it was a spur of the moment thing and I just did something small wrong that made the maltabela bad, but I actually rehearsed how I'm gona do it in my mind the previous night already and assured myself that I will do just fine with the whole process. "Its just maltabela" I said to m myself, "how hard can it be?". That right there was my first mistake, undermining maltabela. We have "Quick Cooking' maltabela at home. I didnt know this prior to Wednesday morning. Especially the cooking part. For those of you who dont know, there's two ways to prepare quick cooking maltabela: There's the conventional wa...