Weldon Ryno Meyers

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by: Leigh Daniels

Patient, chilled, arms hotter than hot
A boffin at comedy and a whiz at Photoshop
His Nike sneakers he all but hates
This wouldn’t be hard to notice if you’ve seen his Facebook updates

They are controversial, funny, politically incorrect
They’ll have you laughing out loud
Or drop your jaw to the desk
They’re not boring topics of coffee or tea
He speaks of politics, women and HIV
Just as famous are the blogs
The stand-up comedy ventures too
His fan base grows steadily
Plus 1, plus 3, plus 2…

His not flawless though
This is true in the end
Laced with imperfections
And only pretends to comprehend
He is helpful many times, hardly ever looks down
Babysits often, then makes fun of those from Cape Town
He argues a point
With no intension to win
He argues a point
Only to get under your skin

Funny, controversial, a good friend , who
Calls himself an ass much more than seldom
But nobody can compare to him
-Ryno Meyers Weldon.

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